Oh, YOU think had a wild weekend?
Really, she kissed you on the neck? In your car? That’s it?
You didn’t even have any smoovies after?
You think you can impress Montez? Send in your weekend stories and we’ll post the most worthy Montez-impressing ones right here next Monday.
Jet Set roasted Bill like he was a delicious pork loin with this burner.
But, like every great joke, there lies a bit of truth that isn’t addressed nearly enough. Gentleman… you know who you are. Give that ass an extra wash. Soap is your friend.
‘Cause we all talked, and it’s definitely stankin’. A good self test is to ask, “Does my ass stank?” and if you have any answer other than “Absolutely not, 100%”, hop back in the shower.
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Plus, if you’re in San Francisco tomorrow, join us for a complimentary 7pm screening of Moonrise Kingdom at the Metreon! All you have to do is email MoonriseRSVP@gmail.com for free tickets, see you there!